"Dominant Icy Beauty With Exotic Deep South Charm..."

Author: barcodeking

Date: February 3, 2003

by barcodeking
2-03-03
On-Line Singles Connection
Here's one for you: "Dominant icy beauty with exotic Deep South charm seeks generous man. Are you man enough to handle this chick?"
Kewl! Is there an address?
234 Oak Street... But wait a second... It says here that she has... Oh, crap! He's already gone!
Flippers.
Marmalard, you're a dead man.
You've been very, very naughty, haven't you?!