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| Hello, you've reach Dial-A-Penguin-Joke. | |
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| A penguin is on vacation, driving across Arizona, when his car breaks down. | |
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| He gets it towed to a garage. The mechanic tells him it will be a while. The penguin goes next door and finds an ice cream shop. | |
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| The penguin buys a vanilla ice cream cone. In the desert heat, it melts more quickly than he can eat it, and drips all over his face and chest, making a terrible mess. | |
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| The penguin goes back to check on his car. The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you blew a seal." | |
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| "No, No, it's ICE CREAM! It's ICE CREAM!" cried the penguin. | |
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