This Is Old Europe's Brain On Drugs

Author: barcodeking

Date: February 8, 2003

by barcodeking
2-08-03
Brainstorming in Old Europe...
Zo, Gerhard, try zis on for size: We have U.N. peacekeepers occupy all of Iraq. We triple ze number of weapons inspectors.
Ja, Jacques, gut idea! Ve declare der entire country a "no fly" zone und have der U.N. fly lots of reconnaissance flights to ensure compliance.
Zen we sign agreements with all of Iraq's neighbors to crack down on ze oil smuggling. Voila, we have ze peace!
It's zo reasonable. I'm sure dot Saddam Hussein vill agree. Und ve know how faithfully he keeps his bargains, ja?
"Germany and France announce plan for Iraq designed to avoid war, including the deployment of U.N. soldiers across Iraq, reconn flights and tripling the number of inspectors."
Damn, they must have some good weed over there in Old Europe! I want some of whatever shit they're smoking, man!