For the French, It's All About OOOOIIIILLLL!!!!

Author: barcodeking

Date: February 15, 2003

by barcodeking
2-15-03
Blix and ElBaradei Report to UN
We haven't found anything. And Iraq looks like they possibly might cooperate soon. Maybe. Perhaps.
Boobada-boobada (Translation: "Yeah, what he said."
At the Axis of Weasels table, Dominique de Villepin replies:
"In zis temple of ze United Nations, we are ze guardians of an ideal, ze guardians of a conscience."
Jawohl! Was er sagt! (Translation: "Yeah, what he said."
"Ideals"? "Conscience"? Richard Perle doesn't buy it:
French oil giant TotalFinaElf has exclusive exploration contracts worth €60-75bn to develop 2 massive oilfields in southern Iraq. The contracts are "extraordinarily lopsided" in favor of TotalFinaEl