What A Long, Strange Trip

Author: barcodeking

Date: February 24, 2003

by barcodeking
2-24-03
North Korea
The party newspaper says that we must redouble our courage and sing the revolutionary song loudly in the confrontation if the Americans attack!
The wisdom of the party cannot be questioned!
The song's title is "Long Trip for Army-based Leadership" and the newspaper says that it will fill imperialists and enemies with mortal terror!
What does the party television station say?
Well, if we had any electricity to power televisions, I'm sure that it would say the same thing!
All hail the Dear Leader! Let's go find some bark and leaves for lunch.