Soylent Red Star?

Author: barcodeking

Date: February 25, 2003

by barcodeking
2-25-03
North Korea (Again)
I heard that the Dear Leader greatly enjoys watching Western films, like those of James Bond. I think he finds them inspiring.
He is much wiser than the Hollywood capitalist running dogs.
Many of his greatest ideas are inspired by those films.
He takes them so much further than the pygmy minds of the imperialists could ever think of going.
So what do YOU think is in those new "Soylent Red Star" wafers, anyway? Some people think it's pork, others think it's turkey...
All I know is that it DOESN'T taste like chicken!