Al-Qaeda Al-Busted

Author: barcodeking

Date: March 3, 2003

by barcodeking
3-03-03
Did you see they caught that Al-Qaeda bigwig Khalid Shaikh Mohammed?
Didn't he look like a dirtbag? I've seen sharper-dressed winos dumpster-diving for aluminum cans!
You betcha! What do you think they should do with him?
Pump him full of truth serum to learn all he knows, then have him popped!
"Popped"? You have to stop watching that Robert Blake trial!
Popped and then buried sewn up in pigskins! No 72 virgins for YOU, Mr. Mohammed!