In Khalid Shaikh Mohammed's Cell

Author: barcodeking

Date: March 4, 2003

by barcodeking
3-04-03
"An Undisclosed Location"
I'm hungry! When are you going to feed me?
You'll get breakfast in the morning, Mr. Mohammed.
What's on the menu?
Bacon, ham, pork sausage (your choice of links or patties), and biscuits in sausage gravy.
I can't eat pork; it's against my religion. What's for lunch?
What a shame! Barbecued pork, pork chops, ham hocks and all the Pabst Blue Ribbon beer you can drink. Mmm-mmmm!