Bad News on Pluto

Author: barcodeking

Date: March 11, 2003

by barcodeking
3-11-03
Pluto
I have some bad news...
What?
I heard that the sentients on the third planet are considering demoting us from planetary status!
But we've been a planet since they "discovered" us in 1930!
Darned nosy astronomers!
But what would happen to the mnemonic sentence "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas"? No "pizzas," no pizzazz!