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Jerry Springer's Speakerphone
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| Mr. Springer, this is Ohio Poll. Re: Your idea of running for the Ohio Senate seat, you have the deepest negatives we've seen in 14 years of polling. | |
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| You have 71% negative, 13% positive, 14% no opinion and 2% never heard of you. Republican Senator Voinovich would beat you 77%-16% head-to-head. | |
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| Is there any possible way I could win? What if the Republicans ran another candidate? | |
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| Come on, Satan, run against me as a Republican. Ohio Poll says you're the only one with deeper negatives than me! | |
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| No way, Jerry! I'm a Democrat like you. Besides, you already sold me your soul to get that TV gig. | |
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