Howard "the Duck" Dean Visits the White House

Author: barcodeking

Date: March 19, 2003

by barcodeking
3-19-03
I want my country back! Quack, quack!
Oh, jeez, it's that crazy Howard "the Duck" Dean again. Get Security out there, on the double!
Why does Bush want to unilaterally attack Iraq! Quack, quack!
"Unilaterally," Mr Duck -- I mean, Mr. Dean? Doesn't that usually mean "alone"?
Tell Bush he has 22 months to pack! Quack, quack!
Funny thing, Mr. Dean. Our "unilateral" attack will be supported by 45 nations...