Weekend at Saddam's

Author: barcodeking

Date: April 2, 2003

by barcodeking
4-02-03
Iraq says that Saddam Hussein will give a speech on live TV. Instead, we get Information Weasel Mohammed al-Sahhaf.
Saddam says, "Kill the invaders!"
Really, he does! Would I lie to you?
They're not buying it, Saddam.
Tell them I've been DISARMED, for Prophet's sake!