Someone's in the Dark

Author: barcodeking

Date: April 3, 2003

by barcodeking
4-03-03
Iraqi Information Weasel Mohammed al-Sahhaf holds another press conference:
The American invaders are NOT at the outskirts of Baghdad! That is not true!
We are in control of everything and the enemy is retreating! If we weren't in control, would the lights still be on in Baghdad?
And then, everything went black...
Shit...