Virgins

Author: barcodeking

Date: April 8, 2003

by barcodeking
4-08-03
Someplace Very, Very Hot
Brother, doesn't this seem to be a bit warm for Paradise? This feels like Baghdad in midsummer!
... 66, 67, 68, 69 -- Quiet, brother, I'm counting! 70, 71, 72. There are 72 of us here.
And where are my 72 virgins?
I've got a bad feeling about this...
Uh-oh.
Okay, virgins! Line up, bend over and spread 'em! Time to break you all in!