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| Bonjour, American friends! It is we, your faithful friends and loyal allies, France and Germany! | |
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| Ve congratulate you on your deposing of Saddam Hussein's regime. | |
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| We were right behind you all ze way. If you had not rushed in so precipitously, you would have seen us following right behind you. | |
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| Ja, ve are OLD Europeans, zo ve don't move zo quickly any more. You'll find out vhen you get old in a few hundred years. | |
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| Anyway, we know zat you are a busy hyperpower, always rushing here and zere, zo we zought it might be better if you let ze United Nations run Iraq. | |
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| Ve are sure dot der U.N. vould fairly award contracts for oil und schtuff like dot, in a COMPLETELY unbiased vay... | |
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