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Last Week, In a Cave Somewhere in Waziristan
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| Ring... Ring... Ring... "Hi, this is Osama bin Laden. I'm can't come to the phone right now. I'm probably out blowing up infidels or something. Leave a message at the tone..." BEEEEEEEEEP! | |
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| Osama, this is Saddam... If you're there, pick up, please! I need your help! The infidels are trying to kill me! | |
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| Hey, Saddam, what's shaking? | |
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| Most of my bunkers, that's what's shaking! Who knew that their bombs were so damned accurate? A man can't even eat dinner with his henchmen in peace! | |
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| Well, after Tora Bora, I did! You should have listened to me, buddy. Syria is nice this time of year... | |
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