"That's Not Funny, That's Sikh!"

Author: barcodeking

Date: April 24, 2003

by barcodeking
4-24-03
At My House
It says here that some guy in India named Ranvir Singh accidentally set his house on fire trying to kill a mouse.
Fire? What, he couldn't find a cat to do the job?
Evidently he caught the mouse in a trap, tied a kerosene-soaked rag around the mouse's tail and set it on fire.
That's not funny, that's *Sikh!
*All Sikhs take the last name "Singh," which means "Lion"
But the mouse escaped the trap, ran all around the house, setting fire to everything and gutting the house.
Are you sure he wasn't just trying to make Mouse Vindaloo? I've heard it's quite good...