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| Our glorious North Korean scientists have created "healing stones" that emit beneficial "infrared waves" when heated! | |
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| Another victory for the Juche program of our Dear Leader! | |
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| They say that the rays can remove smells, be used as a sterilizer and as a treatment for heart disease, hypertension, arthritis and other illnesses. | |
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| You see? We don't need your Western medicine. We have our "healing stones" instead! | |
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| We'll be selling them on the Internet soon. Well, we would, if we had only electricity so that we could run computers. | |
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| Not to worry, though. We'll sub-contract it out to Nigerian spammers. Oh, and did we mention that the "healing stones" will enlarge your penis, too? | |
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