I'm Gonna Get Vomited For This

Author: barcodeking

Date: July 20, 2003

by barcodeking
7-20-03
Yahoo News: Family Suing Over Hell Prediction at Funeral
Your husband was living in sin, was lukewarm in his faith, and the Lord vomits people like him out of his mouth to hell.
He was too sick to come to church the last year of his life! That's an outrageous thing to say!
What? What did I say?
We'll see you in court!
What's this?
A subpoena from New Mexico. They want to know if someone named Ben Martinez showed up here in the Lord's daily vomit.