Intellectual Discussion

Author: barthenon

Date: September 4, 2002

by barthenon
9-04-02
Hey did you see me in that Iced Tea commercial?
No, I don't watch television.
I melt in a hot tub and turn into a skeleton, see? Then the bikini-clad girls find my carrot.
Look, I don know what they have told you, but I just don't give a dam about you or your carrot.
Then I drink some iced tea, and turn back into a snowman. Then the girls put the carrot back where it belongs.
In the refrigerator?