All comics by bartofdarkness

 

An outsiders view of the war in Iraq... by bartofdarkness 5-12-03
After victory in the Middle East, George W Bush addresses the people... Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this "sun" of York! All the clouds that low'red upon our house....	Dick Cheney contemplates his next move... Soon, I will be the master...	Meanwhile, life in Iraq under the Americans goes on as normal... AAAAAIIIEEE!!!!

 

An outsiders view 2 by bartofdarkness 5-12-03
Life in Iraq... And, yea, verily, he did eat of the Big Mac and fries... and it was good... ??????	??????? [I Don't understand]	... goes on as normal... Understand this! YOU WILL EAT OF THE HAPPY MEAL AND BE THANKFUL! AAAAAIIIIIEEEE!!!!

 

Tonight at work.... by bartofdarkness 5-13-03
Yo yo yo... I am *SO* not suspicious... Not doing anything illegal here, bro.... ?????	No... that ain't change that I stole from the jukebox in my pocket.... No, its my keys, bro... No, I'm so not a crook... *SIGH* These guys make us look like real outlaws...	One phone call later... So, the fact that you were *seen* taking the money and that you *had* buglary tools in your backpack doesn't prove anything.... It's a good thing he doesn't know about the drugs I've shoved up my arse...

 

Tonight at work 2... by bartofdarkness 5-13-03
Kirk and Scott took charge of the thieves... STAY DOWN!!! I hope he's talking to the guy on the floor...	Chris was very distraught... I was very distraught...	Meanwhile, Kali said... And he called me a dumb fuck!!!

 

A night at work.... by bartofdarkness 5-14-03
Typical staff conversation.... X-men.. blah blah blah.... Rogue blah blah blah blah.... I wish I had a sniper rifle round about now....	And he called you a dumb fuck? WEH! I hear you were distraught...	When am I going to move in, Kirk? Who ate all the pies, Zig??? hehehe...

 

Staff in action... by bartofdarkness 5-16-03
Mike busts a move at the Blues Bar... Woooo!	Lewis and Kieran like to play together... hee hee hee.... CS... he he he... he he he.... didja see his head come apart... he he he...	Crystal admires Alana for her fashion sense... Do you like my new look, Crystal? Oh! Tee he he ha ha ha!

 

Some days... you just can't win! by bartofdarkness 8-26-04
So, make sure you do it the way I've just told you, or you'll be fired!!! Yes, boss...	The boss arrives... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I told you to do it my way, and nobody elses! Whyioughta... But it's the way *you* told me how to do it!	Forget about what I said! !

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