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Author: batFucker

Date: June 19, 2004

by batFucker
6-19-04
how was the party?
damn man. it was nice. i met this girl, and we really hit it off. i snuck her into an upstairs room, and had all her clothes off.
man, i'm telling you. she was fucking hot, and i hadn't been laid in over a month, so i was fucking excited as fuck, but yeah, the cops showed up, and we all had to scatter.
i usually duct tape their mouth's shut, and make sure to steal their cell phones so they can't call for help first.