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| growing up, i had a dog. her name was lisa, and i often played house with her. she was my best childhood friend. | |
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| i was the husband, and lisa was the wife. i had a gi joe man, and he was our son, and i had a ninja turtle, and he was also our son. i even built a fort, and it was our home. | |
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| the best thing about being married was that i didn't have to use condoms. | |
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