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Author: batFucker

Date: April 5, 2017

by batFucker
4-05-17
Got arrested for beating up some dude the other day.
It was self defense though. He saw me hitting on his girl. Totally got right up in my face and threatened to kick my ass. I panicked and clocked him in the mouth. But the fucking cops didn't care.
"He's only 11 years old," they said.