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Author: batFucker

Date: April 5, 2017

by batFucker
4-05-17
Chick at the grocery store was totally checking me out the other day. Caught her staring at my junk.
But fucking security kicked me out before I could talk her up. Pointed to some sign: "No shirt, no shoes, no service." But it had nothing to do with anything.
Cuz it don't say shit about pants.