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Author: batFucker

Date: April 7, 2017

by batFucker
4-07-17
So I bought some condoms for this weekend. Shit's expensive.
Dude. Do I know you?
Bought some anal lube too. And picked up a bottle of gin.
If this is your idea of hitting on me: No. No way in the hell am I coming over. I don't even know you. Fucking creep.
Oh. No. I'm busy this weekend. Gonna be pet sitting my neighbor's dog.