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| I was called a creep the other day. "It is totally inappropriate for you to hit on me, fucking creep." Blah, blah, blah. | |
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| So I says, "Calm down, Mom. Fucking christ. You're totally ruining Mother's Day." | |
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| I took back her gift after that too. Those condoms were expensive. | |
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