All comics by batmanroks2

 

by batmanroks2
6-08-06
What the fuck am I?
What the fuck am I?
I'm the bacon god. I'm here to answer your question. You are a fucking asshole
oh.
And you my son are my greatest creation. You are an ant masterfully merged with a pile of my bacon greese and feces.
awesome!

 

by batmanroks2
6-10-06
robrockssocks
Jesus, What's better: Vampire movies orzombie movies?
Vampire Movies of course. How could you not know that?
robrockssocks
Oh ok, good. I thought so. What do you think the best vampire movie ever is?
Well that's simple enough. Its a tie between Underworld, and Underworld: Evolution.
robrockssocks
Word jesus?
Werd.

 

by batmanroks2
6-10-06
take me back T.V.!?
Im sorry, I... i just... cant
*sniffles* ok
i should take them back.
Ill leave now.
NO! wait.

 

by batmanroks2
6-10-06
... chinese
... sunflower
sunflower
chinese
Ha! got you!
FUCK!

 

by batmanroks2
6-10-06
Im sorry. i cant help myself.
Sir, please thats the 4th kitten today.
Is it wrong for me to love myself?
you need help.
wanna go out wit me? then maybe i wouldnt kill so many kittens.
<33

 

by batmanroks2
6-10-06
Dude, you really gotta stop drinking.
hahahaha. no way. i dint even break my one night record.
oh really? whats that?
67 thousand shots of absolut. and 3 bottles of jack. later that night, when the drinks finally hit me. i drank 12 bottles of hypno.
What a d-bag.
haha. ya? werd! na! !@#$%^&*()

 

by batmanroks2
6-10-06
Rock on dude!
Farm on dude!.

 

by batmanroks2
6-10-06
mom can i PLEASE go to the H.I.M concert??
absolutely not. dont they worship the devil?
But mom!! please.
no.
Well then can you take me to Hot Topic PLEASE?!
ok fine.

 

by batmanroks2
6-10-06
hey
dude. stop looking at me!
Howd you know?
cause my eyes are so big that i can see allthe way around my head.
just like a hammerhead shark. except not because there eyes are big.
choke.

 

by batmanroks2
6-10-06
Why are you so sad?
My girlfriends mom wont let her come to the him concert with me.
Oh thats a drag.
Yea. at least i can go see her at Hot Topic.
Yea. thats good.
I hate my life.

 

by batmanroks2
6-10-06
I love nail.

 

by batmanroks2
6-10-06
i love nail.

 

by batmanroks2
6-10-06
Class. im hear to teach you the abc's of bein a ho.
First rule of thumb: Always take the money first.
Second rule of thumb: always carry pepper spray.

 

You think you're cool just cause you're the son of god? Well Jesus, you're not.
D'oh.
by batmanroks2, 6-11-06

 

¿Qué?
I don't speak spanish dickhead.
by batmanroks2, 6-11-06

 

Meat eating protest.
Meat is murder.
I love you.
by batmanroks2, 6-16-06

 

by batmanroks2
6-16-06
STOP MAKING STUPID COMICS YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!
IM SO SORRY!
ITS OK! THAT FARMER ONE WAS PRETTY FUNNY!
really?
yea, really. dont feel too bad. you still have your looks to fall back on...
do you want to sex?

 

by batmanroks2
6-16-06
im at a bustop with the gayest skelton ever.
IM SKELETOR'S COUSIN MOTHAFUCKA!!! AINT YOU EVA SEEN HE-MAN BITCH!!!
no. but you look like you came back from a richard simmons aerobics class. fag.
FUCK! i knew the purple was over the top.

 

the shit hits the fan
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
by batmanroks2, 6-16-06

 

i'm sorry, i can't be with you any longer...you are just too heavenly
PLEASE NO! MY LOVE!
by batmanroks2, 6-16-06

 

this comic sucks
by batmanroks2, 6-16-06

 

by batmanroks2
6-16-06
dude, being a roach sucks. fucking humans.
yea, im pretty much betting til nuclear holocaust
5 seconds later
whoa.
totally called it.

 

Re-Elect Bush!
uhh...umm....yea
This guy's a douchebag!
by batmanroks2, 6-17-06

 

she remembered the rolling papers man!
thats some good fucking herb!
by batmanroks2, 6-17-06

 

by batmanroks2
6-17-06
want some head?
sorry, only yellow circles can eat MY balls
PICK ME! PICK ME!!
lets go...
...fucking sweet...

 

this rain dance is a load of shit
by batmanroks2, 6-17-06

 

well the results are in. youre retarded.
habidahabidahabida
by batmanroks2, 6-17-06

 

Its ok satan i saved him.
Fuck, his soul was mine.
by batmanroks2, 6-17-06

 

Its ok satan i saved him.
Fuck, his soul was mine.
by batmanroks2, 6-17-06

 

mommy was grandma a slut too?
by batmanroks2, 6-17-06

 

by batmanroks2
6-17-06
Ching chong, will you marry me?
im sorry. i cant. im too young to marry. mother will never allow it.
gah!
please dont hurt yourself!
TOO LATE! HAHAHAH
how could you. I loved you johnny.

 

yea thats right, i see what you're sticking through the hole in the wall
fuck off you bug eyed bitch!
by batmanroks2, 6-17-06

 

sir! the humans have been successfully exterminated sir!
yes.. my plan is complete...now all the beaches on earth are mine!
by batmanroks2, 6-17-06

 

by batmanroks2
6-17-06
who could have stolen sallys sea shells?
I'll get to the bottom of this.
Im gonna nail you cutie.
: )

 

YOU ARE A SELF-CENTERED OVERLY COLOGNED PIECE OF PRETENTIOUS REPUBLICAN HORSESHIT!
by batmanroks2, 6-17-06

 

dude, why didn't he die? maybe i should go into real estate...
ow, that hurt! fucking masked scrawny ass piece of shit couldn't even kill me, didn't even make me bleed. YOU PUSSY
by batmanroks2, 6-17-06

 

by batmanroks2
6-17-06
radiation makes bunnies ugly.

 

by batmanroks2
6-17-06
im sorry
lets go to the bedroom

 

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! AND I THOUGHT I WAS FUCKED UP
hey man, its a living
by batmanroks2, 6-17-06

 

SHAVE FUCKFACE!
by batmanroks2, 6-17-06

 

by batmanroks2
6-17-06
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
squirrels

 

thank god im not black
by batmanroks2, 6-17-06

 

you're pathetic
i hate clowns!
by batmanroks2, 6-17-06

 

i should really just put you out of your misery...
WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT BITTTCCCCCHHH
by batmanroks2, 6-17-06

 

by batmanroks2
6-17-06
am i a great ventriliquist, or am i talking with my cock?

 

The results are in, you're fucking retarded.
by batmanroks2, 6-17-06

 

by batmanroks2
6-17-06
holy fucking shit! did she see me??
my love! vait!

 

by batmanroks2
6-17-06
tooooogggaaaa
toooggggaaaa

 

by batmanroks2
6-17-06
i just can't figure out why she left me!
uh, maybe it's cause you're ugly.

 

duck season
rabbit season
by batmanroks2, 6-17-06

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