All comics by battlefresh

 

by battlefresh
12-05-08
I need a usb tablet thingy
Wacom.com i think
Might as well have said....internet
Just keep on being a jerk jerk
I will....forever and ever and ever and ever. At least i'm not a communist
Dude im not a commie

 

by battlefresh
12-05-08
Yes you are and it's been made official today....I've gone ahead and put it in writing.
You mean your crazy scribblings?
Leave my grandpa Scribblings out of this. He isn't crazy...he's just creative
Thats not your grandpa. I know who Herman Scribblings is.....Commander Herman Scribblings of the 21st infantry
Crazy old herman scribblings...just like the old phrase goes..."eat your stew or you'll end up going Herman Scribblings before you know it"
You 'get the scribs' as they say

 

by battlefresh
12-05-08
Gosh willikers that would not be good
Oh heavens im gettin the scribs Johnny, the scribs!
See dem boys down therra? they's got the scribbbs....mind yer distance
You sounded like an Ork from Warhammer
I'd probably laugh if i was a DORK
I'm gonna stab you with a fork

 

by battlefresh
12-05-08
That was the meanest thing you've ever said to me...i'm not going to buy you anything anymore
You never buy me anything anyway
And how does it feel? Not very good huh? Is that what you want?...I almost thought about buying you a sticker the other day at big lots, but i'm SOOO glad i didn't now
What did it say "Way is the greatest"? That's what you WOULD buy me
No it said "handicapped"
Asshole

 

by battlefresh
12-07-08
What's up with laws against ripping womens tops off?
Yeah, those laws are dumb
yeah
YEAAH
YEAHHH!!!!!
Calm down...settle

 

by battlefresh
12-08-08
Man it's just a game, you're turning into a little bitch...scared of a game. Won't even watch me play you pussy!
What are you hiding under your desk now?
Sorry, I was in the bathroom crying...were you saying something?
Ahhh, nevermind. Want to hit Sushi Loco for lunch?

 

by battlefresh
12-08-08
Happy birthday Way, I cleaned a toilet seat for you
Gee, thanks. When is your birthday?
It is on the twenty-first of December in the year of nineteen hundred and seventy-eight
Wow that's the long way of saying it
People are too lazy, I'm not abbreviating things anymore OK?
Whats the O and K stand for?

 

by battlefresh
12-08-08
Ollie Knot, that's what OK stands for
What the hell is Ollie Knot?
It is an old maritime expression meaning the ship will hold because I tied the anchor using an Ollie Knot...so it's OK
Ooooo Kayyyyyy
You mean Ollieeeeee Knnnnot
No...not at all. This ship is sailing.

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