Center for Seriou Problems

Author: becksstein

Date: December 20, 2001

by becksstein
12-20-01
At the Center for Serious Problems, Mikey has come for help.
I've done so much crack and walked into so many walls that my head is flat. Can you help me?
Wait, let me just finish fixing my eyebrow
Unfortunately, Mikey runs into his old hooker, Moochie.
Moochie-what are you doing in this place?
I'm getting a sex change-wanna help?
Suddenly, Mikey's flat face doesn't seem as important as it did before.
Umm, I have to go now.
Come on, Mikey....remember all those nights?