Beware of the Santa Man

Author: beily

Date: February 21, 2002

by beily
2-21-02
Hey Santa, give me some food. Or I'll eat you and hit you with my stick.
I ain't Santa, foo. I'm an Elf. You want some of this?
Gawdddd, I have to sit down now. You make me feel fat and ugly. I'm attracting old, hairy men now.
Youuuuu makkke mee feel like a natural woman!!!
Why me? I feel so alone... Don't rape me Please! I'm a virgin chicken! Born to die!
Rarrr. Meum. Kikk.