Robotic Relationships

Author: beily

Date: February 21, 2002

by beily
2-21-02
Hey sexy, my name's Beily.
Hi! I'm a robot! Beep Beep. I can't urinate.
I'm crying for you. I'll start a Can't-Urinate Anonymous Group for you, dear.
Please don't patronize me. I have red eyes.
Your metal body makes mine shudder. Huhuhuh.
I wish I could wash my hair. I scream for ice cream!