To Shave or not to Shave

Author: beily

Date: February 22, 2002

by beily
2-22-02
Do you think I should shave my legs?
You have no legs, therefore I must eat you. Chomp Chomp.
Do you think I should shave my legs?
I am carrying your legs. The children of today have no use for their legs. I am the Great Leg Stealer of Children. I leave gum under their pillows.
Do you think I should shave my legs?
Yes, can I have your hairs? I'm gay and I need body hair to attract sexy men! Look at me muscles!