lemmer's sensitive side, exposed

Author: bencomic

Date: February 5, 2006

by bencomic
2-05-06
i used to have a bunch of dvds. then i sold them, to buy something that i also eventually sold.
the chain ended with me buying a bird, which is slightly harder to sell than any other thing.
you bought a bird? man. it's like, all we are here for is to make jokes. you say something that could potentially be a joke, which is the serve.
and then i set it up, get it up there and you spike it to the ground, creating the punchline. the other team laughs, and the joke is complete.
i spent $150 on a bird and its accoutrements