a shocking, titillating new development!

Author: bencomic

Date: February 12, 2006

by bencomic
2-12-06
Before we go any further, I'd like to introduce a new player to our menagerie of horrors.
This man, nay, this LEGEND, has been, for better or worse (usually the latter), a part of the ZZT community since 1999.
Despite his prolonged tenure in the ZZT community, however, only recently has he begun to frequent the annals of #rawr, and thus bring himself to this comic's attention.
He's a twenty-four year old British man, living it up in the Grim (and necro) North with his baccy and booze, and his disturbing inability to not be a horrible idiot.
Ladies and gentlemen, I, Zenith Nadir, am proud to bring you... the Sunderland Sensation, Scorch3000!!!
* Scorch says "go go gadget vibrator", and a robotic arm holding a vibrator pops out of his head, he then shoves it up Nadir's ass, causing Nadir to scream with pleasure