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| 1. A man points a gun at your head and says "CAN YOU READ ENGLISH? I'LL SHOOT YOU IF YOU CAN'T" and he's real good at telling if you're lying | |
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| 2. Reading out loud to children from an english book, and the children have hanguns leveled at you, ready to shoot if you make a mistake | |
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| 3. That guy from before is back, and although he doesn't have a gun this time, you're standing on a trapdoor and below it is crocodiles. | |
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| 4. You go to buy a handgun to defend yourself against the people in real-life situations 1 through 3, but to get it you have to fill out some paperwork, in english. | |
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| As you look up from the paperwork, you see the gun shop owner is leveling a handgun at you. "Can't read english?" he asks, his voice unnervingly empty of emotion. | |
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