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| hey pancake today i saw some mormons riding around on bicycles, so i kicked them over and tore up their pamphlets and told them GOD WASNT REAL and they were SO STUPID | |
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| then i spit on them and left on one of their bikes. my display of deviance has sent ao message to all christian denominations, DONT RIDE BIKES OR ILL KICK YOU | |
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| and then i got to my grandmothers house and i sneezed, and she said GOD BLESS YOU | |
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| and i was like FVCK V and i karate chopped her in the chest and she had a stroke. i got a spanking for it but THOSE CHRISTIANS WILL LEARN | |
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| :D micah that's the coolest thing i've heard anyone do today | |
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| somehow i have the feeling that you're probably making up that story... | |
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