bencomic #666: pancake's satanic birthday bonanza

Author: bencomic

Date: December 5, 2007

by bencomic
12-05-07
jesus fucking christ no. i'm watching metal: a headbanger's journey and apparently it was influenced by blues music, meaning black people
now what am i gonna do...
SO ANYWAY today my english class, the teacher said some crap about going to heaven if you're good
so i stood up and said "excuse me, but everything you just said is bullshit and you're a fucking idiot for believing it".
then she sent me to the principal's office