the grim adventures of dumb & dumber, pt. 2

Author: benmw02190

Date: October 19, 2020

by benmw02190
10-19-20
YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST GOING TO WALTZ INTO HELL AND CASUALLY CHALLENGE ME TO A DUEL?
WELL, DID YOU EVER ACTUALLY STOP TO THINK ABOUT A COUPLE OF THINGS? LIKE THE FACT THAT WE ALREADY HAVE YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL? THAT WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE?
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY OFFER US THAT WOULD MAKE YOUR LITTLE PROPOSAL INTERESTING? WE'RE AGENTS OF GOD -- HE IS OMNIPOTENT! YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER US
AND DID YOU EVER STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE THAT THE TERMS OF YOUR LITTLE DUEL ARE UNENFORCEABLE AND STUPID
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. HOW COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA. YOU UTTER IMBECILE. YOU BELONG HERE. YOU BELONG HERE.
...god, sorry. i'll get back to the flogging.