All i did was ask one innocent question at lunch....
hey Jay, hey Tom. hows it goin?
and this is their actual response...
My ass is sore!
My crotch is sore!
my God! i did NOT need to hear that... *sigh*
So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants right? So the bartender tells him "theres a steering wheel in your pants" and the pirate responds "Yar! and its driving me nuts!"