Prelude to a vivisection

Author: big_evil_deciever

Date: January 6, 2002

What's the deal? Why are you trying to keep Maura and I apart? It's not like they actually proved that she eviscerated her last boyfriend.
I don't know... she's cute and all, but look! Can't you see the malevolence in her smile?
Hey there Phillip, ready to_paint_the_town_red? (::Ooooh, such imagery really gets me lubricating.::)