Having Fun At Work

Author: bigworm

Date: January 19, 2010

by bigworm
1-19-10
hey! are you the dude that died for me?
yeh, that's me.
and how are you today sir? for the next 10 minutes only, my company, 'Ultra Humane Exits', is offering a special to those who are recently 'supposed to be dead, but aren't'.
what?
that's correct, um hum, if you say yes within the next 10 seconds, you will receive our full service free of charge... afterwhich there will be no lingering doubt in anyone's mind about your death.
could you leave a card?