if i could just get the 1st line...

Author: bigworm

Date: January 20, 2010

by bigworm
1-20-10
good evening ladies and gentlemen, i'd like to say...ahem...ahem. ok. ok....start over. good evening everyone, how ya'll doin' tonight? no, no...let's see...uh.
hey everybody, thanks for comin' out, hey!!! where'd these holes in my hands come from? don't be angry at the romans, they were just doin' their job...no, don't bring them into it..um, i got it... um
??!!!
are you alright man? i can hear you talkin'...i thought you was gonna' be dead before i got here. this is like a miracle! i thought you were dead,'til i heard you talkin'. what's up?
i just gotta' lotta' shit goin' on right now, check it out... first i gotta' die, then get lowered and buried. then 3 days later i gotta' 1-man 'comeback gig, and i gotta' have a speech ready...
oh man, that's rough!