gee peter, don't be such an asshole

Author: bigworm

Date: January 22, 2010

by bigworm
1-22-10
hey jesus! are you over there? is that you?
yeh, it's me peter...i'm right here.
people talk to you, they make jokes about you, it's like you're a star almost. why's that? how come they don't joke about me too?
well peter, let me ask you a question...after you've died (on the cross), are you gonna' come back to life, you know...are you gonna' be resurrected? can you do shit like that?
no, but...
well then, shut the fuck up... and get a life!