THE COURTSHIP OF PHONES (pt. 2)

Author: bigworm

Date: January 26, 2010

by bigworm
1-26-10
i've got a boner.
you what?!!!
you heard right, i said i've got a boner...and it's big!!!
i've known you for all of 2 minutes, and i've got to say...you are the biggest ...
STOP!!! DON'T SAY IT!! I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE!!!
...phoney i know.