THE COURTSHIP OF PHONES (pt.3)/the courtship's over...

Author: bigworm

Date: January 26, 2010

by bigworm
1-26-10
i don't know your dad, and i have no knee to get down on, but... will you marry me?
no.
WHAT!!! NO!!??? but...but...
but what!?
well... for one, you haven't seen my BIG-ASS BONER yet.
that makes two of us.