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when next you find yourself wiping up cum...
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| huh! where'd all this shit come from? | |
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| is this what i think it is? | |
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and you know for sure that nobody else is in the room with you...
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| this is kinda'... odd. there's nobody else here! just ME! that must mean that this shit is... oh, that's right!!! i just jacked off!!! therefore it follows that... that... that... that...I AM!!! | |
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| haven't i had this thought before? | |
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then you know that it was YOU who jacked yourself off, YOU who shot your load, YOU who's cleaning it up, and therefore... YOU ARE!
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| THIS IS PURE DYNAMITE! hold on there, not so fast! just slow down. if you wanna' get published, then you're gonna' have to do the work. | |
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| the bottom line is... science demands replication | |
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