BIGWORM DISCOVERS NEXUS!!! (between science/existentialism)

Author: bigworm

Date: February 15, 2010

by bigworm
2-15-10
when next you find yourself wiping up cum...
huh! where'd all this shit come from?
is this what i think it is?
and you know for sure that nobody else is in the room with you...
this is kinda'... odd. there's nobody else here! just ME! that must mean that this shit is... oh, that's right!!! i just jacked off!!! therefore it follows that... that... that... that...I AM!!!
haven't i had this thought before?
then you know that it was YOU who jacked yourself off, YOU who shot your load, YOU who's cleaning it up, and therefore... YOU ARE!
THIS IS PURE DYNAMITE! hold on there, not so fast! just slow down. if you wanna' get published, then you're gonna' have to do the work.
the bottom line is... science demands replication