NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR 'JESUS/SON OF GOD' pt.1

Author: bigworm

Date: March 28, 2010

by bigworm
3-28-10
Your arms are a little too skinny, and your slump isn't really convincing enough.
...oh.
I'm afraid I can't really use you right now.
...but I really need the job.
Well, tell me then... do you have any experience at all being born to a mother that never got fucked?
...I was afraid you were going to ask that.