GOD'S FIRST DICTIONARY- some entries...

Author: bigworm

Date: April 15, 2010

by bigworm
4-15-10
In the beginning, God asked the chosen one's to give names unto his creations. One day God sought names from a stutterer.
So...uhhh, what do you want to call that stinky material that comes out your ass?
Ca-ca...ca-
And thus was the word 'ca-ca' born.
Ca-ca?
Ca-ca-ca...
And soon, ca-ca became 'shit'. Then... in a surprising turn of events, 'shit' begat 'shat'...and 'shat' begat 'poo-poo', and poo-poo begat 'doo-doo', and doo-doo begat 'dump', and so on.
Ca, ca, ca, call it 'shit'.