NEVER ON A SUNDAY. [pt.2]

Author: bigworm

Date: April 19, 2010

by bigworm
4-19-10
In scene 1, Flaccido awakens early Sunday morning to find yet another day of grief and sorrow. His highly anticipated plans to go camping must be cancelled.
In despair Flaccido calls his girlfriend, Rigita. In great pain he sings softly to her, and explains why they can't go camping. Then... like thunder (but without a boner), he bellows...
...a camping we can't go, to the fire add some coal, for I have no tent pole, I have no tent pole!!!
*chorus* HE HAS NO TENT POLE, HE HAS NO TENT POLE!!!