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| In scene 1, Flaccido awakens early Sunday morning to find yet another day of grief and sorrow. His highly anticipated plans to go camping must be cancelled. | |
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| In despair Flaccido calls his girlfriend, Rigita. In great pain he sings softly to her, and explains why they can't go camping. Then... like thunder (but without a boner), he bellows... | |
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| ...a camping we can't go, to the fire add some coal, for I have no tent pole, I have no tent pole!!! | |
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| *chorus* HE HAS NO TENT POLE, HE HAS NO TENT POLE!!! | |
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